ONE AT A TIME PEOPLE!

Instead of chewing his food, Vin Diesel swallows his prey whole and then washes them down with battery acid and nail polish remover. Oh, and Vin realizes the battery acid destroys any nutrients from the food, you fool, but his ability to steal oxygen and nutrients from the Amazon Rain Forest keep him from being malnourished.

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Hail Holly!
Maybe I should just have nothing in my signature...

Why only 1?

Vin Diesel is so tough that he only eats the finest European coins and wipes his ass with pinecones...the wrong way.

Vin Diesel killed Optimus Prime because he wanted to wear the Matrix 'round his neck, similar to Flavor Flav's clock.

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You all slay me...keep it coming!

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SEX IS NOT A SIN!
LICK IT UP


GIGGLES

Vin Diesel invented the "Vin Diesel Burn-Them-Motherfuckers Grill". It barely sold anything and was quickly taken off of the market. Three weeks later George Foreman copied the same design and made millions off of it.

Vin Diesel can solve a Rubik's Cube in one move.

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<---Click on it

Vin Diesel lost all his hair when when he swam in radioactive waste to aqcuire his superpowers.

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Get me a hardtop with a decent engine, and make sure it's got a big trunk.