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08-08-2005, 09:20 PM
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The Mayans and Aztecs did not just disappear. They were collected by Vin Diesel for his live human chessboards he hides in a giant underground lair under Lake Titicaca. Vin Diesel named Lake Titicaca as well.
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08-09-2005, 01:42 AM
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Vin Diesel invented the Tootsie Pop. Consequently, the number of licks to get to the center is equal to his social security number. If this exact number of licks is achieved, you will be granted eternal life. This is why Bob Barker is still alive and on television.
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08-09-2005, 02:21 AM
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Vin Diesel has a go kart which runs off the hopes and dreams of orphans. It's very fast.
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08-09-2005, 07:54 AM
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Vin Diesel coined the term "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse" before he ate every unicorn in existence...
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08-09-2005, 08:27 AM
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SANDALS IS A PETER YANKER
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08-10-2005, 12:36 AM
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Vin Diesel once used Gary Coleman as a hand puppet. Coleman said the experience changed his life and led him to give up smoking.
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08-10-2005, 07:45 AM
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SANDALS IS A PETER YANKER
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Vin Diesel once used Gary Coleman as a hand puppet. Coleman said the experience changed his life and led him to give up smoking.
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Kepp it going...great stuff.
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08-10-2005, 09:19 AM
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Vin Diesel does his power hours differently than most people. He drinks 5 shots per second, of pure isopropyl alcohol.
Switzerland maintains is neutral status mostly to prevent Vin Diesel from kicking the entire population of the country's ass.
Vin Diesel taught the Kool-Aid Man how to burst through walls.
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08-10-2005, 06:03 PM
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The original copy of the Bible has the dedication "Thanks Vin, couldn't have done it without you -JC"
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08-12-2005, 02:43 PM
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One of Vin Diesel's eyes is lazy, but through sheer willpower he can make it move in synch with his good eye. Nobody knows which is which.
Kill one man and you are a murderer; kill millions and you are a conqueror; kill them all and you are Vin Diesel.
The concept of the Death Star from the Star Wars movies was born when George Lucas observed Vin Diesel staring into space causing several planets in the solar system to explode. Vin Diesel is the only person who can simultaneously master both the dark and light sides of the Force.
That's no moon, it's Vin Diesel.
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