Can you cry underwater?

If money doesn't grow on trees why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, why is lunch meat round?

Why does round pizza come in a square box?

How come we choose from just 2 people for president and 50 for Miss America?

If raising children were going to be easy, it wouldn't have started with something called labor.

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it was a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

How important does a person have to be before it is considered assassination instead of just murder?

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hey man thats pretty cool and interesting, those make perfect bumper stickers.

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I would presume that you can cry underwater, similar to the fact that you can sweat underwater.

For the president question...takes long enough to listen to the bullshit two men spew...could you imagine how long it would take for 50......there would never be an election!

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Wow...

you can sweat underwater? since when!

If you were on a moving bus, and you jumped, would you land in the same place?

Yes because the ground is moving the opposite way, and the bus is moving opposite to the ground. for example, if the bus is moving forward, the ground is, not nessicarily moving, but it is goin backward..if you look at it from the moving bus. and so, the motion is cancelled out...givin us...the person will land at the same place. But he will stumble atleast.

I might be wrong..

Yes you can sweat underwater.

As for the moving bus, you would land somewhat close to where the bus is when you land. If you take out of account air resistance, you would land next to the bus. This is because you're moving with the bus, and so when you jump out, you are essentially moving forward at whatever speed the bus is moving at too. Just like how if you're standing in a bus, and you jump, you don't not move, the bus moves, and you slam your back against the back wall of the bus. You stay in the same place on the bus that you were before.

You would indeed be in the same place, relative to the bus. Relative to the ground, however, is another story.

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