George Bush has a heart attack and dies.


He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him "I don't know
what to do here," says the devil. You are on my list but I have no
room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what
I'm going to do. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad
as you.


I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll
even let YOU decide who leaves. George thought that sounded pretty
good, so he agreed.


The devil opened the first room: in it was Hitler and a large pool
of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed
over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No!" George
said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I
could do that all day long."


The devil led him to the next room: in it was Tony Blair with a
sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that
hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with
my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break
rocks all day!"


The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton,
lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs
staked in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky,
doing what she does best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for
a while and finally said "Yeah, I can handle this."


The devil smiled and said........... "Ok Monica, you're free to go"

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LMAO! With a little bit of disgust at imagining that.... EW.

I've heard it before, and I knew exactly how it ended once I heard the bit of "i'll give you 3 choices" and whatnot, though I heard it a bit differently, as the first 2 choices were different and it wasn't Bush. Oldie but goodie.

hahahahahaahahah thats a good one

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All I can say is....lol.

Where do you get this stuff anyway? Still funny after all these years...

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I've heard that one before but it was clinton instead of bush.

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How can Bush be replaced with Clinton when Clinton plays such a vital role in the rest of the joke?

No Diablo, Monica Lewinsky gets replaced with Bush.

I was saying that in response to Spyder's comment.

Oh..right