Well, no one replied asking for more or anything...But what the hell ?
This next email is kinda cheesy, whatever...


*-*-*ToTaL SiGnS oF fLiRtInG*-*-*

*~*Guys*~*
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> >1 She makes eye contact and smiles at you.
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> >2. She hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you say something funny.
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> >3. She flips her hair when she's talking to you.
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> >4. She touches your arm when she talks to you.
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> >5. She says, "No, I'm not telling you who I like!" with a big smile
on her face.
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> >6. She asks you who you like or who you would go out with seemingly
interest.
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> >7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your friends and she is
almost always next to you.
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> >8. She criticizes you on a girl you like.
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> >9. You catch her staring at you.
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> >10. She plays with your hair or tries to put make up on you.
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> >11. Her friends outside of school and in school know about you, and
says she talks about you a lot.
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> >12. She knows your phone number and address.
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> >13. She will try and talk, and spend time with you as much as
possible
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> >*~*Girls*~*
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> >1. He stares at you alot.
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> >2. He hits you a lot. (just play hitting )
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> >3. He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
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> >4. He yelled, "Hi!", to your mom that day she picked you up from school.
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> >5. He blew off his buds to go see "Run Away Bride" with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone.
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> >6. He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the
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> >9. You where invited by him to a group outing.
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> >10. He called you to talk about nothing at all.
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> >11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do snort sometimes. Which makes you
laugh even harder.
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> >12. He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation.
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> >13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
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> >14. He finds every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, butt, thighs, etc.)


Ok, after reading that again...it's more cheesy than I thought, and I'm listening to Type O Negative...

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Ok, if you ever wanted to buy a guitar here's some useful advice from a website I don't recall.

Buying your guitar

Probably the most influencing factor in whether you become a guitarist or not is the quality of the first instrument you own. Nothing turns a beginner off quicker than a crappy instrument that is difficult, if not downright painful, to play. It's almost impossible to progress if you're hindered by an guitar that, for example, buzzes at certain frets, or whose intonation is out
(meaning it will never be able to be tuned), or whose action is so high that it hurts to make a chord.

If at all possible, take some one with you to the store who knows about guitars. Remember, the salesman has his own reasons as to why you should purchase either this or that guitar. Don't jump into anything and shop around. Hopefully, you will already have played at least a bit on a friend's instrument , and you'll have an idea of what you're after.

Shopping online has become a safe way to buy a guitar, although you won't be able to try it out.
However, most dealers offer 45 day return policy, so if you do live away from a major store, this is a good way to go.

Here are some things to consider.

Price. You don't have to spend a fortune in this day and age to buy
a very good instrument. If you're following my suggestion that you
begin on a nylon string guitar, a few hundred dollars will buy you
a fine instrument to start out on. The more you can afford, of course,
the better guitar you'll take home with you. Remember, the better the
instrument, the longer you'll have it. The first good guitar I bought
(A Swedish-made Goya Nylon string) in 1967, is still with me, leaning
up against the wall as I write.
Brand. Don't worry too much about brand. Guitars are very individual.
You can find a gem of a guitar of unknown brand, and conversely a dog
of a well know brand. This is one of the least important factors to
consider.
Workmanship. I'm not talking about an expert opinion here, I mean look
for obvious flaws, like: jagged edged frets, poor finish, tuning pegs
that don't turn properly etc.
Straight neck. It's easy enough to sight down the length of the neck.
It should be dead straight*. If you see any kind of bowing, twisting
or warping, forget it.
Action. A word used to describe the distance that the strings are from
the fretboard. This can be adjusted to a degree, but guitars with very
high action should be rejected.
Tone.The guitar should ring when you strike a note and it should take
a while for the note to fade. Brand new guitars in the shop should have
new strings on them, so if they don't ring, or the note dies away
quickly or suddenly, forget it. You'll probably never get it to sound
good.
Playability. The most important factor of all. Even if you know very
little about playing, does it feel good in your hands? Can you slide
your hand up and down the neck without feeling any nasties -- like
fret edges or rough finish? Can you get some kind of vibe for it?
Could this guitar become your friend?
in fact, the neck should have an infinitesimal dip to it, but so
slight as to be unnoticeable.

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Ok here's a little joke:

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a wild dog. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"
The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!"
"Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning: "Brave American
saves life of little girl" - the policeman answers.
"But I am not an American!" - says the man.
"Oh, what are you then? "
The man says: - "I am a Pakistani!"

and so .... Guess what was the headlines of the next day the newspapers:

"Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog. Connections to terrorist networks are being explored."


Ok, as you see it's just a joke about how things escalated-and arabs and muslims in the states were having a hard time-after the 9/11 tragedy.

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Here is a "If your name begins with (insert letter) then you are..." type of thing. I only read my letter, so don't blame me if your sucks

Does your name begin with: A
U are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action.You mean
business. With you, what you see is what you get.You have no patience for
flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute,
demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often don't get
hints & you ever pass any. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner
is! intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain
the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that
you're being appreciated. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important for
you. You tend to be very Practical, & not very emotional Your choices are very
good & can only lead to trouble. You are very self satisfied & egoistic.


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Does your name begin with: B
You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined.
You are very happy to receive gifts as an ______expression of the affection of
your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are
private in your ______expression of endearments, and particular when it comes to
love. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can
control your appetite & feelings. You require new sensations and experiences.
You are willing to experiment.


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Does your name begin with: C
You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have a
relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You want the object of
your affection to be socially acceptable and good-looking. You see your lover
as a friend and companion. You are very sensual, Needing someone to appreciate
and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to
hold out on affection until you receive this... You are an expert at controlling
your desires and doing without.


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Does your name begin with: D
Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full Steam ahead
in your suit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are nurturing and caring.
If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You are highly passionate, loyal,
and intense in your involvement's, sometimes possessive and jealous. You are
very sharp & talented often with sense of humour. When people bother to look
deep inside they cannot resist what they see. You are stimulated by the
eccentric and unusual, having a free and open attitude. You get jealous of other
people and lose your temper .


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Does your name begin with: E
Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener, you have
trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating or you are not
interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a companion You hate
disharmony and disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once in a while-it
seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for the challenge is more important.
But once you give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. You will fall
asleep with a good book. sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book to a lover)


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Does your name begin with: F
You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal. You look for
the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet once committed, you are
very loyal. You are sensuous and privately passionate. Publicly, you can be
showy, extravagant, and gallant. You are a born romantic. Dramatic love scenes
are a favourite fantasy past time. You can be a very generous lover.

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Does your name begin with: G

You are fastidious, seeking perfection within yourself and your lover. You
respond to a lover who is yourintellectual equal or superior, and one who can
enhance your status. You are sensuous and know how to reach the peak of
stimulation, because you work at it meticulously. You can be extremely
active-never tiring out. Your duties and responsibilities take precedence over
everything else. You may have difficulty getting emotionally close to people.
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Does your name begin with: H

You seek a mate who can enhance your zest for life ,fun & everything You seek for.
You will be very generous to your lover once you have Attained a commitment.
You are very affectionate & very strong. Your gifts are actually an investment
in your partner. Before the commitment, though, you tend to be very careful with
your every move and equally cautious in your involvement's often as you believe
that you have to look out for yourself. You are a sensual and patient lover. You
will hold off till everything meets your full approval. You are a perfectionist,
hard to satisfy and strong in your beliefs. Not influential, you always stand
your ground. People can always count on you to stand by them in a crisis. You
are a dreamer with/ a passion for life.
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Does your name begin with: I

You have a great need to be loved, appreciated... even worshiped. You enjoy
luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You like necking spend hours
just touching feeling & exploring. You look for lovers who know what they are
doing. You are not interested in an amateur, unless that amateur wants a tutor.
You are fussy and exacting about having your desires satisfied. You are willing
to experiment and try new modes of ______expression. You bore easily and thus
require adventure and change. Your commitments don't last very long & you often
tend to stray. Loyalty is not one of your strong points. You are more sensual
than sexual, but you are sometimes downright lustful.


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Does your name begin with: J
You are blessed with a great deal of physical energy. When used for a good cause
there is nothing to stop you, except maybe that they aren't always used for the
good. (you could dance all night.) You respond to the thrill of the chase and
the challenge of the mating game.You can carry on great romances in your head.
At heart you are a roamer and need to set out on your own every so often.
You will carry on long- distance relationships with ease. You are idealistic and
need to believe in love. You have a need to be nurtured deep within.


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Does your name begin with: K
You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy, sensual, and
passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this
part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you
are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role
or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You
have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very
generous & giving, often selfless. You are kind-natured & sweet, which is found
to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.


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Does your name begin with: L
You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a partner is
of paramount importance to you. You are free in your ______expression of love
and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences and partners,
provided it's all in good taste. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your
partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to
sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to
know that you're being appreciated. "You require loving, cuddling, wining, and
dining to know that you're being appreciated ".


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Does your name begin with: M
You may appear innocent, unassuming and shy; but we know that Appearances can
lie. When it comes to sex, you are no novice but something of a skilled
technician. You can easily go to extremes, though, running the gamut from
insatiability to boredom with the whole idea of love. You can be highly critical
of you mate, seeking perfection in both of you. It is not easy to find someone
who can meet your standards. You have difficulty expressing emotions and drawing
close to lovers. You are often selfish, thinking you are always right no matter
what. You never give in.. Winning is your prime desire- at any cost. You often
forget friends and family and you live for the moment.


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Does your name begin with: N
You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you Throw your
entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds barred. You are
all-consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You
believe in total freedom. You are willing to try anything and everything. Your
supply of energy is inexhaustible. You want to be pampered and know how to
pamper your mate. You also enjoy mothering your mate. You often have the
greatest love affairs all by yourself, in your head. You are very imaginative.




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Does your name begin with: O
You are very interested in fun activities yet secretive and shy about your
desires. You can re-channel much of your energy into making money and/or seeking
we. You can easily have extended periods of celibacy. You are a passionate,
compassionate lover, requiring the same qualities From your mate. Love is serious
business; thus you demand intensity, diversity and is willing to try anything or
anyone. Sometimes your passions turn to possessiveness, which must be kept in
check.


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Does your name begin with: P
You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn't think of Doing
anything that might harm your image or Reputation. Appearances count. Therefore,
you require a good-looking partner. You also require an intelligent partner.
Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your enemy...a good fight stimulates
those vibes. You are relatively free of hang- ups.You are willing to experiment
and try new ways of doing things.You are very social and sensual; you enjoy
flirting and need a good deal of physical gratification.


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Does your name begin with: Q
You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous physical
energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you. You are an
enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people because of their ethnic
groups. You need romance, hearts and flowers, and conversation to turn you on
and keep you going.


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Does your name begin with: R
You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need someone who can keep
pace with you and who is your intellectual equal-the smarter the better.
You are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a great body. However,
physical attractiveness is not very important to you. You have to be proved to
be worthy for a partner. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want
feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating & romantic.


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Does your name begin with: S
For you, it is pleasure before business. You can be romantically idealistic to a
fault and is capable of much sensuality. But you never loose control of your
emotions. Once you make the commitment you stick like glue. You could get jealous
and possessive. You tend to be very selfish often regarding yourself as the only
human being on the planet.. You like being the centre of attention. You are very
caring sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. Turned on by soft lights,
romantic thoughts. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You
know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role, or any game, and
take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience
to wait for the rightperson to come along. You are very generous & giving, often
selfless. You are kind nature & sweet which is found to be attractive by many.
You are a good friend.


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Does your name begin with: T
You are very sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. You like someone who
takes the lead. You get turned on by music, soft lights & romantic thoughts. You
fantasize & tend to fall in & out of love soon. When in love you are romantic,
idealistic, mushy & extremely. You enjoy having your senses & your feelings
stimulated, titillated & teased. You are a great flirt. You can make your
relationships fit your dreams, all in your own head. Once you put your mind to
something you manage to stand by it and see your dreams through. You aren't very
good at expressing your feelings. You like things your own way. You do not like
change, you like to hold on to things. This may not always be good because if
given an opportunity things may develop into great things. You work your way to
the top. Attention must be given to what others say because even though you
don't want to hear it their advice may turn out to save your life. !


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Does your name begin with: U
You are enthusiastic & at your happiest when in love. When not in love you're in
love with love and always looking for someone to adore. You see romance as
challenge. You are a roamer & needs adventure, excitement freedom. You enjoy
giving gifts & looking good. You are willing to put others feelings above yours.


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Does your name begin with: V
You are individualistic & you need freedom, space & excitement. You wait till
you know someone well before committing yourself. Knowing someone means psyching
her/him out. You feel a need to get into his/her head to see what makes him tick.
You are attracted to eccentric types. You believe that age is no barrier. You
are good at responding to danger, fear & suspense.


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Does your name begin with: W
You are very proud, determined & refuses to take no for an answer when it come
to love. Your ego is at stake all the time. You are romantic, idealistic, often
in love with love itself, not seeing your partner for who she or he really is.
You feel deeply about love & tends to throw all of your self into a relationship.
Nothing is too good for your lover. You like playing love games.


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Does your name begin with: X
You need constant stimulation because you get bored quickly. You can handle more
than 1 relationship at a time with ease. You can't shut off your mind. You can
do 2 things at once. You are very talented.


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Does your name begin with: Y
You are sensual & very independent. If you can't have it your way, you will
forget the whole thing. You want to control your relationships which doesn't
work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation. However if you can make
money you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You have a
need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are
open, stimulating & romantic.


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Does your name begin with: Z
You are very romantic but show feels that to love means to suffer. You wind up
serving your mate & attracting people who have unusual trouble. You see yourself
as a lover's saviour.

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Should I continue posting the stuff I have ? I mean is anyone interested ?

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YES

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Internationally Known, Nationally Recognized and Locally Accepted.
All I Got In This World Is My Word And My Balls, And I Dont Break Em For No-Body

I'm not certified in everything, but I am certifiable
Current Occupation: Network Operations Center Engineer
Network+ | Security+ | MCP: Windows 2000 Pro | MCSA: Windows 2000

Damn straight.

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R doesn't fit me at all.

Well, parts fit others don't. And I don't know about that preferring a good book to a lover part.

I'm glad some people actually read the posts , I will continue soon enough. I just got a new internet connection (512 kb/s), and yes I know it's slow but where I live internet is expensive...So anyway I was going download crazy with Kazaa and stuff. But I will post more very soon.

Btw, "Alias" you must be pretty happy, lol.

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So, let's see how smart you are...Tell me your results after you take the tests, I took it like a year ago...I think I got them all wrong .

Mental Capacity Test

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a "professional". Scroll down after you answer to read the correct ...err..answer.
The questions are not that difficult. (Spoiler Hint: The questions are connected)

Questions: 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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Open the refrigerator door, put in the giraffe and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.


2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.


3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one.
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Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator.
This tests your memory.
OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one
more chance to show your abilities.


4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
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Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all the questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers.
AndersonConsulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.

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