MessageFrom a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever
wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard
Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's
the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

Effective immediately,

Devilif you must do plenty of bullshitting with the members and ass kissing to the staff to be considered for a moderators position at the end of the 4th Quarter

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This topic is awesome.

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lol, good job with this one Dave.

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I aint doin no ass-kissin

I dont care if I become a bluegoop mod..Im never gonna kiss ass.

You quickly renounced your love for runescape and Gunbound in favor of Diablo when you found out 2 smods and an admin played it. Unless you magically lost interest in those, I'd say that's some ass-kissing beginnings.

YOU ALL ARE AGAINST ME!

Dave, Diablo, Alias, cP!!!!

ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im for you not against you

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I'm against you.

Yay now i have real friends who love me!