lol it's been 15 minutes since you've said that

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I am not gonna say anything stupid today- Matrix
Playing Vice City and masturbating make up most of my life- Ehvlt
I have man-boobs- The Big Nerd
F*ck that man, I'd rather get in your panties instead- Ehvlt
I was just masturbating...back now.- Matrix
I'd say something, but I'm not very bright.- mrbigggshot

*Scratches head*

Its offical Matrix has been shut down.

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I am not gonna say anything stupid today- Matrix
Playing Vice City and masturbating make up most of my life- Ehvlt
I have man-boobs- The Big Nerd
F*ck that man, I'd rather get in your panties instead- Ehvlt
I was just masturbating...back now.- Matrix
I'd say something, but I'm not very bright.- mrbigggshot

allright allright kid, I will let you to have the pleasure of shuting down the unshutable Matrix for the first time.

This might discourage you from touching your penis every second.

No, because they would probably kill me

but then again its 1 million bucks....nah

heheh i would do it for billions i dont think i dont wanna get shot

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this shit is alive

I would if i was armed I do need the money.

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I don't know. Thats a pretty tough assingment.

Probably, I'd need a bullet proof vest, and the opportunity to run as fast as I can... it's a 1 million dollars!