The name has to have "Beaner" in it, seeing as though Boston is called Bean-Town. And since Beaner can refer to a Mexican, you can have something in his name about his whiteness. Maybe Vanilla Bean, Vanilla Beaner? Just a suggestion.

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What a clusterf*ck.

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