What's your best tragic story? Something you made up or someone told you.
(don't say anything by Shakespeare, ive read it all and am wanting to hear something i haven't yet)

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Go Forth And Trip Quietly

The boy who ate fire

Once upon a time, there was a boy who ate fire.

He died.

Hence! home, you idle creatures get you home:
Is this a holiday? what! know you not,
Being mechanical, you ought not walk
Upon a labouring day without the sign
Of your profession? Speak, what trade art thou?

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They set us up the bomb!

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All hail Macbeth!

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So you people are just really sleep deprived and hopefully not retarded right?

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Go Forth And Trip Quietly

Pfffft, how can I be retarded when i'm this handsome..

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D: All of the above.

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