Here is an actual conversation I had with three of my friends (John, Talia, and Rob). Yes, we are all morons. John can't read.

John: 'Ey, it's "my name with an -ey!" Awwwight!
Talia: Twue Wuv!
Rob: Shut up.
Me: eh?
Class Starts. Talia passes a note to John, and somehow we all get involved.
Talia: If I were to die, John, would you miss me?
John: What about lesbians?
Rob: Mmmm...oranges ARE good.
Me: Only with sushi..erm..at the end of it.
Talia: End of what?!
John: Eating your mother.
Talia: Tell meeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Delayed Silence...
Me: Sushi.
Rob: I own it.
Me: (my name) is God.
Rob: No, I is God!
John: Rob, I told you I wasn't like that.
Rob: Like what?
John: Oh, I thought you said..nevermind.
We found out later that John thought Robert asked John out...just don't ask.
Rob: JAOAHAN CANATA RAEDA
John: I can too, I just choose not to.
Talia: I want your bod.
John: What's a bood?
Me: Bod, dumbas.
Talia: Body. Remember?
John: No.
Me: Bood..haha.
Rob: Boob...haha.
Sara begins to tell Rob that she hates him, though he was only joking with his comment to her in class.(Sara is another peer/friend).
Rob: Don't let Sara read this. She might decompose.
Me: Sacrifice the nonbeliever.
John: NOOOOOO
Talia: Boo HOO!OOO!O!O!O!!!
Rob: With who?
John: I never said that.
Me: You all shall bite me sooner or later. Don't hold back.
Rob: You MAY BE Sarah.
Class is now over.

I have just wasted your time. Post more odd conversations.

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...that's just disturbing.

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0_oWhat happened there.sushi.

I don't get it.

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Gimme my minute back you damn, dirty...admin!?!

um never mind.

im an administrator. its hard to get, i know. oh so hard.

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What...

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"Love isn't brains, children. It's blood. Blood screaming inside you to work it's will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it." - Spike
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umm... SUSHI!

very weird. I might just post the random chats that i have with people.
no.

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