because Slipknot is so cool, I'm sure we can learn a couple lessons from their creative and inspiring song writing. ANY TEENAGE PROBLEM, SLIPKNOT PROVIDES A SOLUTION!

Parents say you don't do the chores?
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves...

Sharing yourself with people
blood's on my face and my hands don't know why,I'm not afraid to cry but that's none of your business

How to handle social situations
people=shit
people=shit (what you gonna do)
people=shit (cuz I'm not afraid of you)
people=shit (I'm everything you'll never be)

Afraid of your nightmares?
Can't be real no more - Your mask is skin and bone

Feeling lonely?
I wanna slit your throat and f*ck the wound

Come down with the flu?
Noises, noises, people make noises people make noises when they're sick

Basic Math making you ANGRY?! ANGRY LIKE SLIPKNOT?!
Zero and zero is nothing but zero

Analogies throwing you off?
If you're 555 I'm 666.

Lost the ability to stay true to yourself?
Everybody wants to be so hard. Are you real or a second rate sports card?

Need some self-confidence?
Now I'm not pretty and I'm not cool, But I'm fat and I'm ugly and proud - so f*ck you

HERES A SHOWCASE OF SLIPKNOT'S GODLIKE LYRICS!!!!!!!!!
You step to this, you're gonna pass for a lump of dogshit in the grass


In case any of you thick-headed guys didn'y understand I'm making fun of them. Slipknot is the worst band ever.

LOL, I agree to some extent ;)

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Yeah, they are a pretty bad band.

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"Did you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he put on a dress to play girl bunny?"
-Garth Algar

well, they would be good if the cut four or five members and got more talent.

Slipknot sucks.
They have 9 people and none of them can make the band good.

he has a point

They have 9???
I knew that had a lot, but I didn't know they had that many.
What do all of those guys do?

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"Did you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he put on a dress to play girl bunny?"
-Garth Algar

They have three drummers but most of the time 2 of them can be seen standing around headbanging.
The same goes for their numerous DJs and guitarists.

If you dont like slipknot dont listen to them! Thres no point in making fun of them its just going to start a war type thing. I like slipknot. Does everyones lyrics have to be problem solving to sound good or what? That seems to be what your saying. So slipknot's lyrics are about suicide and death and stuff but i happen to like them. And saying none of them have talent is ridiculouse. Corey Taylor is a great singer, I know some people that are really in to music and used to be in a band and they say corey is a really good singer. Also slipknots drummer is good he can also play the bass/guitar...maybe you should go back and listen to your kidney theives instead of ranting how slipknot sucks, becuase people who like slipknot are not going to give 2 ****s what you say.

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slipknot are an okay band, never liked them much, but good all the same. Corey Taylor is a good lead singer i think, 'f**king the wound'. That gave me a nasty thought