boy: *checks out girl* whoa d00d u r liek so hot
girl: um, thanks!
boy: i play geetar becos i r teh kewl punk0r!! wot do u do??/
girl: i love ballet.
boy: WHOA u must be liek sooo flexible can u put ur legs behind ur hed???
girl: ...yeah...
boy: omg wil u fukc me???/
girl: get lost. *walks away*
boy: *yells* IT'S CUZ I'M A SK8ER, IZN'T IT!!! FUKCING SNOB!!

[later]

boy: so like, tehn she just walked away
Avril: omg that preppi snob, she liek totally sux
boy: ya
Avril: kant she c that u r kewl?? u play teh geetar!!
boy: i no!! will u go out wiht me, Avril?
Avril: sure, i have no standards
boy: w00t!

[later still]

Manager: Avril, the public is starting to catch on that you are actually a pop singer, and not a rocker at all.
Avril: how can taht b?? in all my photos i open my mouth reall wide!! like i'm yelling!!!1
Manager: yes, but-
Avril: and i stoled a fry from teh mall security guard in teh video!! taht iz liek sooo totally HARDCORE! rofl!
Manager: it sure is. but your managers, producers, songwriters, parents, lawyers, and advisors think that you should sing a slightly heavier song to maintain your image.
Avril: YA I WIL SHO EVERY1 HOW HARDKORE I AM!!!1

[in the studio]

guitarist: this melody is weak, but if we throw in some background harmonies, no one will notice.
songwriter: except in order for that to work, Avril has to sing in tune.
everyone: oh ****
producer: wait! we can use the magic of studio technology to make her sound relatively good on the recording!
Avril: but what about live shows??
producer: oh, those will sound horrible, but by that point your fans will be too brainwashed to notice.
Avril: kewl
songwriter: ok Avril, let's work on the lyrics!
Avril: k, it's liek, about tihs ballet chik who really really sux
guitarist: ya she liek turned me down becos she iz preppy
songwriter: uh...huuuh... i'll take it from there. go brush your hair or something, Avril.
Avril: OMG YAY i loooove making my hare purdy!!!1

[much later]

radio: HE WUZ A SK8ER BOI SHE SED C U L8ER BOI-
me: oh ****, now everyone will think Canada sucks...

[the end? if only]


lol, it was written by: http://www.livejournal.com/users/fins/
teh phunnee

lol! That's hilarious

I couldn't have said it better myself!

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strnage indeed, and pritty funny, if only they had a translater for this skater language....

lmao u really don't like her/it/the thing from the black lagoon? do u gunblade and i mean who doesn't?????????????????/

I still haven't heard any of her songs

probably a good thing.
meh.

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and keep it that way

lol, thats great

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