wait...Jjaden...you're Sora?!?!?!
i never knew that...
anyway, i say either Neighboard Ass(or NeighborhoodAss or something allong the lines of that)
or like Strong Bad, Marzipan, Coach Z, Strong Sad, Trogdor The Burninator
or The Cheat...too bad Trogdor The Burninator won't fit...