He needs me to put them somewhere, so here they are.
Said by my FORMER boss: "You don't now whats its like in nam man, i have friends that have been there! i know what its like!"--(Upon an employee's discovery of his stash of pot)"I just quit drinking, i need something to do with my time"--"Im the hardest workin man in america"--"Im exhausted brotha I've been busy fishin all day"--"That Matt is such a dumbass, sayin stuff whenever I say somthin to him"--"Ill punch ur card out because you have a bloody nose"--"10,000 dollars aaah forget about my son"--"my son wont love me"--"im bright ill defend myself PEOPLE LIKE ME!!" (quotes said in front of customers)-"im planing on jumpin off the roof today"--"dont help the customers we have something better to do"Books at work-"Twelve steps, Twelve Traditions" & "Yesterday, I cried!"

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Dudes uh fool ya have ya in back seat givin n***a medulla.

http://ih0p.com - we serve em hot and sexy.

Wow, your friend's boss is a dumbass.

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What a clusterf*ck.

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im planing on jumpin off the roof today

Service with a smile!

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Alias: and that's the story of my yeast infection

i like it

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Go Forth And Trip Quietly

Sounds like me

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The sig pic shall return

I like to shave hamsters.

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Word.

I like it. You should post some more. What's the guys name and what the job that he works at? I think I may see a reoccurring character for the comics here.

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Go Forth And Trip Quietly

He works at Herbie's Ice Cream, don't know his name, I'll need to ask my friend.

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Dudes uh fool ya have ya in back seat givin n***a medulla.

http://ih0p.com - we serve em hot and sexy.

Ha, Ice Cream shop, thats great stuff. If theres some way I can use that sometime I may (it may be like the manager of a store not and ice cream place).

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i am the friend and my psychotic boss was phil lewis the stories of the cheapest basterd in the world who at 48 still lived with his parents and that once put his foot in my face and demanded me to find a splinter could go on forever and also had his mother do all the billing "who is nearly blind" in his words.......all for a job on minimum wage