http://boards.ign.com/message.asp?to...34&replies=120

hahahahaah heres a sample from the front page

yes u may, i got food poisining at your restaurant GA


ok GA


i am disabled and i asked to be wheeled into the bathroom and no one helped and i got food poisining GA


all right what am i supposed to do ab out out that qq GA


You tell me GA


when did u come here qq GA


Last night and I horrible diarhea all day GA


would u like to speak to a manager qq GA


and how the hell would this help me, you people are so damn rude, wouldnt even wheel my a$$ into the bathroom GA


first of all we are not supposed to wheel anybody in to the bathroom that is ur job if u don t come with someone who can do that it s ur job GA


Well i think you guys need to have a sit down, metting, or some sht, on how to treat the disabled GA


is this just a prank call opr qq can u trace this call for me qq
who was the server qq GA


some girl with dark hair but she sure as hell did not give me food poisining, it was your damn food; talk to those aholes in the kitchen GA


ok um if we are supposed to help u u must clean up ur language that is not the way to resolve any problems GA


Girl i am a disabled veteran and that is how we always solved our problems, you damn liberals GA


(laughing) um that nice that ur a veteran but we don t need to hear curse words GA


Back in the Nam we used ladies like you to polish our "helments" if you know what i mean GA


is this person a girl or a boy qq GA


Girl i am a man, who the hell do you think i was the tooth fairy GA


ok first o f all we had no man here last night in a wheel chair -- we did have a girl and i am getting the manager now pls hd


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IP RELAY RO 7746M GA

17326361537 GA


DIALING 732 636 1537 PLS HD RING 1 (M) (EXPLAINING RELAY)

hello GA


hello tg fridays (sounds friendly) ga


My fellow Vets and I were at your restaurant about a week ago, GA.


ok

we

they were here and what ?? a lot of people of people come here ...ga


well we were drinking and cursing up a storm when we were rudly asked to leave, i did NOT LOOSE 90% of my hearing in Nam so that some pansy A$$ liberals could screw with me GA


well can u give me a day qq ga


I dont remember i been drunk since Thanksgiving, you know how it is with the Holidays and all GA


(HUNG UP) GA

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LOL I saw it On IGN

But, It didn't work for me before

ohhh I got a good one coming up

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**** I did have a good one going.

The people you call keep hanging up

Sat Dec 28 18:56:26 PST 2002


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5414769825 GA


DIALING 541 476 9825 PLS HD RING 1 2 (M) hello qq

Su

ga


sup chigga? GA


(WHILE U TYPED (EXPLAINING RELAY) whos this qq ga

Johnney 5
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no u have the wrong nbr

No i dont GA


(HUNG UP) GA sk

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im gonna use the kack black soundboard and do the cock pushup thing

heard it gta?

Sat Dec 28 19:06:48 PST 2002


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IP RELAY RO 7665F GA (are u there qq) ga
5414798645 GA


DIALING 541 479 8645 PLS HD RING 1 (M) hello qq


Sup chigga?

(sounds pleasant) GA (WHILE U TYPED (EXPLAINING RELAY) ok GA


Ok so you want to go smoke crack? GA


ok cancel this (sounds polite) (HUNG UP) GA

**** you bitch GA


(opr here the person has already hung up) GA


I dont give a ****, I want to go sex him up
GA


(opr here another nbr to dial qq) GA


Fine then be that way... GA

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LMFAO!!!!!

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Sat Dec 28 19:14:07 PST 2002


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IP RELAY RO 7762F GA (ip ro here nbr to call pls qq) ga (ip ro here are u still there qq) ga

5414793973 GA


DIALING 541 479 3973 PLS HD RING 1 2 (F) hello (sounds friendly)




ga

Hi im with the neo pet sex club would you like to join? GA


(WHILE U TYPED (EXPLAINING RELAY) (HUNG UP) GA

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