Capcom Launches Fear Hotline for UK Gamers:

Capcom has been putting out the Resident Evil games for years now, with Resident Evil Zero due out in the UK tomorrow, Capcom has admitted that some may need help coping with the fear.

Capcom announced today that they are launching a help line for those who need help coping with the fear and anxiety that Resident Evil may cause. Weird? Keep reading.

The help line can be reached at 08700 46 55 20, and plays soothing music along with a two minuet scripted message from a shrink (AKA Psychologist). The soothing voice lets gamers know that when they are in their beds, and they hear bumps in the night, "it's never the guy in the mask," . The message reminds people that Resident Evil Zero is a work of fiction, and none of the characters are real.

What's even funnier, Ben Le Rougetel, a Capcom PR employee, had this to say:

"It's our duty to look after our consumers properly, Resident Evil Zero is a ridiculously scary game. We want players to know help is at hand if they become too frightened. The phone line's message is simple: it's important to realize that this is just a game. Fear is all the mind, and that's what we want our players to remember.

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do they charge you for calling or something

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Geeees people in Europe are pansies.

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Peter was a psycho killer!
Peter says: but i dont like killing stuff anymore...

Thats real stupid. The first Silent Hill is a much scarier game.

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Yeah that was a fuckin scary game at night when you havent slept in a day.

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It is so friggin dumb...if you've played another game in the series and have gotten scared, why would you play another one?

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I had problems with Eternal Darkness after I had played that for a while. I had been sitting in my basement for about 7 hours (playing different games. only about 2 hours on ED) into the wee hours of the morning and my insanity meter was so low that the game kept playing tricks on me. I finally died and went to sleep. I actually woke up in a cold sweat because I was re-living when I died, which was this guy who turns invisible and runs around feeding on people. I went right back to sleep so it wasnt that big of a deal, but it's been a long time since a dream has woken me up, let alone in a cold sweat.