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02-04-2003, 05:29 PM
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The GOOP Whore
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lol i have seen this already...still funny 
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02-04-2003, 05:29 PM
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02-04-2003, 05:30 PM
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The GOOP Whore
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falsm condoms lmfao i remember that
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02-04-2003, 07:12 PM
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Re: List of Possible Slogans Promoting Nation Condom Week
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Originally posted by The Big N
I thought this crap was pretty disgusting, but, seeing as all of you are greedy, perverted, disturbing indviduals, I'm guessing you will all want to take a looksee.
1) cover your stump before you hump
2) before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3) dont be silly, protect your willy
4) when in doubt, shroud your spout
5) dont be a loner, cover your boner
6) you cant go wrong, if you shield your dong
7) if you're not gonna sack it, go home and whack it
8) if you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9) if you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
10) it will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11) she wont get sick, if you wrap your dick
12) if you go into heat, package your meat
13) while you're undressing Venus, dress up your penis
14) when you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
15) especially in december, gift wrap your member
16) never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
17) dont be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18) the right selection will protect your erection
19) wrap it in foil before checking her oil
20) a crank with armor will never harm her
21) NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!!!
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my health teacher read all that on my class
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this shit is alive 
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02-04-2003, 07:31 PM
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Sibelius Violin Concerto
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Before you let loose, be sure not to juice.
Don't insemitize, accessorize.
And after those two pitiful attempts, I'm going to give up with what little dignity I have left. 
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Happy NYC Chick Day!
Benson leaving was necessary, people that bitch about the rules and think that anyone cares are ignorant, irritating, and stupid. Do quote me on that.
--Bryan aka Ehvlt
I guess that's not so true anymore, eh, Bryan?
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02-04-2003, 09:27 PM
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Diablo SuX
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Dont be spastic, wear a prophalactic!
Place the condom on your penis, or else your semen could impregnate her or you could catch a venereal disease.
Damn I am good.
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mr bigggshot: wait, are you humoring me?
I couldbe asleep: no 
mr bigggshot: shit, and i totally fell for it
mr bigggshot: i need to stop being retarded
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02-04-2003, 10:19 PM
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Elite Gamer
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haha good ones
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