The ketchup turned to stone and someone got...

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a free trip to disney land

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poke him quite vigerously, until...

His left kidney ruptured.

and they ate it for diner

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But the kidney gave them all lead poisoning so they all had to go suck Bardia's toe.

but bardia had left on a trip

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so they went on an epic quest to find the Holy Grail of Ketchup.

as the reached the ruins of ancient greece they came across a strange turtle...

(Btw Nice Glow :cool: )

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Thank you.


The Turtle told them that the holy grail wasn't here and that they had to go to Persia.