And had my tooth pulled, dammit.

So, let me tell you a little story, and it goes a little like this.


I'm sitting in the dentist's chair, having been inspected ORALLY by the nurse, simply waiting for her to come around. She walks in and starts laughing at me.

"You still have a baby tooth?"

I'm all like, "Back up of my grill. Your breath stinks, biotch!!!"

And then she's like, "Yeah, that tooth is asking me to pull it. Ha ha ha! You have no chance to survive, make your time!"

"Huh?"

"Would you shoot me if I pulled that tooth tonight."

"Yes, most definitely."

"Alright, we'll get you saddled in and drugged up then!"

Me: "WTF?"

So, I'm sitting there, given the primary anesthetic, and then they began to apply the Procaine Hydrochloride through the needle. I requested extra-strength because I have some inane resistance towards anesthetic drugs.

Then she's all poking me with her poker, repeating, "Can you feel me now? Good. Can you feel me now? Good. Can you feel me now? Good. Can you feel me now? GOOD!"

Then she whips out her Black and Decker plyers, grabs my tooth by its britches, and pulls that poor mo-fo out like Dennis Rodman in a ballroom dance.

The bleeding ruined my shirt, having spilled out of my mouth as the blood flow into my mouth fired out of my gums like a freaking geyser, and my mouth felt like it was a 3 x 3 block of stone. But taking a quick ride in the antiquated vehicle I like to call retrospect. . . I'd like to get another tooth pulled. Novocaine r0x0rz my s0x0rz!!!



Anyway, that was my dentist experience, all 1 hour and 51 minutes of it.

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Dentists are evil...


One day they will rise up, steal all our teeth and make us all wear giant headgear which serves no purpose!

i had a tooth pulled once..hurt like ****

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ive had 4 teeth pulled because i had to get my braces on, this was like almost 3 years ago

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I went to the dentist yesterday...not all that bad, no pain and I only have to wear my retainer at night....woo...
Heh, I was thinking of this one comedian's skit about dentists...
and my hands just fell asleep while typing this

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youch i dont like dentist they scare me

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this shit is alive

yeah getting your tooth pulled sux. but i now an easier way, pull it out your self...lol. it actually doesnt hurt cause i do it.

ill just take it right out or play with and such and it comes right out.

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I've never had a tooth pulled before... I had braces a few years ago, but all my "baby teeth" were out before the end of 6th grade, so the braces came in and came out within a brief period of time.