The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to communicate. After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right.

A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left. Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her, then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.

A nephew who arrived late came running up to Grandma and said, "Hi Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?"

Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew, "They won't let me fart."

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Destruction leads to a very rough road
But it also breeds creation

lol. nasty tho.. lol

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ahhahah that was good

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this shit is alive

i have heard that one before

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if practice makes pefect and nobody's perfect dosent that mean that nobody practices?
if u think that anything is possible then you obviously havent tryed slamming a revolving door.
rehab is for quiters