Ther person who can give me the funniest jokes, will get 150 goops from my account for each joke.

edit: 1700th post.

So I called my girlfriend up last night and she called me a pedofile


I said


"Thats a big word for an 8 year old to know."

I won't dare bring those penis jokes in again... I've already used the jokes twice...

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pillow

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Word.

The only thing funny is your face ugly

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What do you get when you cross a Pug and a Cockerspaniel?




The Big N's mom.

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I am not gonna say anything stupid today- Matrix
Playing Vice City and masturbating make up most of my life- Ehvlt
I have man-boobs- The Big Nerd
F*ck that man, I'd rather get in your panties instead- Ehvlt
I was just masturbating...back now.- Matrix
I'd say something, but I'm not very bright.- mrbigggshot

Dwhitten's one is the funniest so far

Your momma's so fat, when she bent over, we went into daylight saving's time.

Your momma's so fat, the last time she saw "90210" was on the weight scale.

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The Big Nerd: The Supreme Grammar Nazi

bryan49449: ... And the only reason that you can still post is because you put the file back that you HACKED out on the old boards!
bryan49449: I guess you got BORED WITH THE TEMP'S EH?!
GMan5589: . . .
GMan5589: Haha.

Bryan's Words of Wisdom:
Big N: Teach me your ways of getting things in order, Bryan.
Bryan: Ok, this is what I would have done...
Bryan: YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER! YOU BEST GIVE ME YOUR GODDAMN GOOP OR I'LL SHOVE A FUCKING BUTCHER KNIFE UP YOUR FREQUENTLY PENETRATED ANUS!!!11
Bryan: See pupil? You must flow with the words...
Big N: This has been Bryan's Words of Wisdom.

lol I think that would be the funniest one

Awesome I'm too funny here's another:

Your momma's so stpuid, when she went to bed she took a ruler to see how long she slept.

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The Big Nerd: The Supreme Grammar Nazi

bryan49449: ... And the only reason that you can still post is because you put the file back that you HACKED out on the old boards!
bryan49449: I guess you got BORED WITH THE TEMP'S EH?!
GMan5589: . . .
GMan5589: Haha.

Bryan's Words of Wisdom:
Big N: Teach me your ways of getting things in order, Bryan.
Bryan: Ok, this is what I would have done...
Bryan: YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER! YOU BEST GIVE ME YOUR GODDAMN GOOP OR I'LL SHOVE A FUCKING BUTCHER KNIFE UP YOUR FREQUENTLY PENETRATED ANUS!!!11
Bryan: See pupil? You must flow with the words...
Big N: This has been Bryan's Words of Wisdom.