Post funny experiences or jokes you know.
Once in school me and a friend were waiting for another friend to come out of his class. He takes a step and my friend lifted him in the air, then i gave him such a big stunner. He got so embarrased in front of all the hot girls. It was hilarious!
Heres a funny joke:
A woman marched into the doctors office with a tiny miserable baby that was howling at the top of its lungs and demanded, "Do something about this baby."
After a quick examination, the doctor realized the baby was malnourished. "He's obviously not getting enough milk," he said sternly. "Is he being breast fed?"
"Yes," replied the woman.
"Then the milk supply isn't adequate. Please take your blouse off." The woman obliged, and the doctor proceeded to give her a very thorough breast exam-kneading, rubbing, massaging and sucking each breast at some length.
Finally, totally perplexed, he announced that he could see why there was a problem. "You aren't producing any milk at all."
"Of course not," she responded "It's my sister's kid."
" Why on earth did you come?" asked the doctor in amazement.
"I wouldn't have," she replied, "Until you started sucking on the other tit."
Oh and BTW I am the first user in history to buy a sticky thread.
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