Here it is. THE LOVING RELIGION AT WORK.

"And if the servant shall plainly say, I love my master, my wife, and my children; I will not go out free: Then his master shall bring him unto the judges; he shall also bring him to the door, or unto the door post; and his master shall bore his ear through with an aul; and he shall serve him for ever." (Exodus 21:5-6)

"As for the male and female slaves whom you may have, it is from the nations around you that you may aquire male and female slaves." (Leviticus 25:44, NRSV)


There you have it! Slavery is acceptable AND supported! So long as they are the men and women of your enimies though! THEN it's ok!

"And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of thy daughters, which the LORD they God hath given thee, in the siege, and in the straightness, wherewith thine enemies shall distress thee:" (Deuteronomy 28:53)


Nice. Feeling the love?

"Blessed is he who seizes your babies and shatters them against the rocks!" (Psalms 137:9)

Ahhh, baby shattering. Good times.

(But this refers to the children of Babylon! That makes it ok)

"If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple." (Luke 14:26)

"Thou shalt not delay to offer the first of thy ripe fruits, and of thy liquors: the firstborn of thy sons shalt thou give unto me." (Exodus 22:29)

"Now I know that the LORD is greater than all gods: for in the thing wherein they dealt proudly he was above them." (Exodus 18:11)


So there ARE other gods?

The Bible also reguards so very highly of women... try these ones...

"When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her." (Deuteronomy 25:11-12)

"But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God." (I Corinthians 11:3)

"For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man. Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man." (I Corinthians 11:8-9)

"If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silvers, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days." (Deuteronomy 22:28-29)

"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in everything." (Ephesians 5:22-24)

"Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church." (I Corinthians 14:34-35)

"Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up." (Hosea 13:16)


I feel the LOVE, Jerry Falwell! FEELIN' THE LOVE.

And one last one, remember the 11th commandment, THOU SHALT NOT PISSITH AGAINST THE WALL.

"therefore, behold, I will bring evil upon the house of Jerobo'am, and will cut off from Jerobo'am him that pisseth against the wall..." (I Kings 14:10)

If God brings evils, what makes him different from Satan?

interesting

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Any past tension we had between has vanished with this thread.

-Mr. B

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How come?
Elaberate, Mr. B.

I coulda swore you were getting upset with me commenting on your sig, but you've pretty much given me the arguments I need to shatter my friends' lives, effectively making you my hero. Thanks!

-Mr. B

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Your friends lives? LOL, religious devouts? Go gentle on them, they think they're in the right.

Actual away message from my friend Emily:
"I hate it when Christians openly cuss. I'll be back in a few"

-Mr. B

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biggg, which ones? The only person close to religious I know would be Dorsey, and the only reason I say that is because her family is...anyways who do you plan on shattering?

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mr bigggshot: wait, are you humoring me?
I couldbe asleep: no
mr bigggshot: shit, and i totally fell for it
mr bigggshot: i need to stop being retarded
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The babies agasint the rocks, of course!
But they are babies of Babylon and all is well in Jerusalum.

Aurghh, Adrian, what's with you against the world? You're against like everything. Are you against numbers because there's to many of them as well? ;)

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