staple their mouth shut, superglue both eyes shut, and duct tape both nostrils shut. then burn off both hands with a rod dipped in magma. next, grate off the skin on their back, put it in a blender along blood, steak, and other assorted meats. put a bag of feathers all over the meat, and throw the barely alive person into a river of starving pirhanas. or a cage of mutant cyclops 4 legged grizzily bears