Ohio: It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday. Unfortunately, this doesn't help the whales much as Ohio is land-locked and the only whales that can be found in the state are in large aquariums.
North Carolina: All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart. Making love in the space between the beds is strictly forbidden.
Maine: You are required to take your shotgun to church in the event of a Native American attack.
California: Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. Unfortunately, it has been difficult to explain this law to the potential offenders.
Massachusetts: Peeping in the windows of automobiles is forbidden.
Pennsylvania: All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.
Iowa: You may shoot Native Americans if there are more than five of them on your property at any one time.
Texas: It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
Ohio: No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
California: It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
North Carolina: It is against the law to roller blade on a state highway.
Texas: No one other than a "registered pharmacist" may sell condoms or other kinds of contraceptives "on the streets or other public places.
California: Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. Unfortunately, it has been difficult to explain this law to the potential offenders.
North Carolina: It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard.
Rhode Island: It's a misdemeanor to keep more than 11 inoperable vehicles in front of a house.
Florida: It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. And based on the physiques of some people, we believe that it should also be illegal to just appear in public while in a swimsuit.
Texas: It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. Curiously, it doesn't specify that you need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.
North Carolina: If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married.
Nebraska: It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
California: Husbands and wives can both still get prison terms for engaging in oral sex -- even in the privacy of their own bedroom.
Wyoming: It is illegal to wear a hat that blocks people's view in a public theater or other place of amusement.
Texas: It is illegal for a person to shoot a buffalo from the second story of their hotel. Apparently, it is okay to do it from your house or apartment.
Minnesota: It is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish. We assume it's illegal with a dead fish as well.
Michigan: Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.
Louisiana: It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol. We assume that it is also illegal to use a real pistol.
Louisiana: Rituals that involve the ingestion of blood, urine, or fecal matter are not allowed.
Michigan: It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.
Florida: When having sex, the only legal position is the missionary position.
Connecticut: In order for a pickle to be offically called a Pickle, it MUST bounce.
Dumbest law ever.
Hartford: You may not Educate Dogs.
Owner: "No, Bad Muffy, DON'T MAUL HIM!"
Random Police Officer: "You're coming with me, Sir."
Texas:
When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
Texas: Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense.
****ing stupid.
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