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05-04-2003, 07:27 PM
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The Grammar Nazi
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Location: Setauket, NY
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Tooey: Lol, that's gotta hurt.
Alias: You could post them again, otherwise they won't count. 
HPK: That's a really good idea. 
Fade: Seen it, but still funny.
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05-04-2003, 07:40 PM
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Maybe the third time I've posted this? 
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Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name were Penis?
* My Penis ate my homework.
* Oh, no! My Penis is frothing at the mouth!
* Sorry I'm late. I was playing with my Penis.
* I'm sorry, Officer. I didn't realize I had to keep my Penis on a leash.
* My Penis doesn't come when I call it.
* My Penis likes to crawl between the legs of guests.
* I love giving my Penis a bath.
* At night, I sleep with my Penis in my hands.
* My Penis likes it when people pet him.
* My Penis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds.
* Playing with my Penis really wears me out.
* Would you like to see a picture of my Penis?
* Sometimes I wake up, and my Penis is already active.
* I think my Penis has a mind of its own.
* I keep a picture of my Penis in my wallet.
* Whenever I get lost, my Penis points me in the right direction.
* I think my Penis is getting old because he won't get excited anymore. He just plays dead.
* My Penis got out last night. I think he's sleeping with the lady next door.
* If my Penis was a weinerdog, he would be long and hairy and hard to carry.
* My Penis loves to chase pussies in dark alleys.
* Help! I can't find my Penis!
* Sorry to be driving so slow, officer, but I was looking for my Penis.
* My Penis gets excited whenever the mailman comes.
* Sorry to be driving so fast, officer. I have to take my Penis to the hospital.
* Oh. no! Something bit my Penis!
* Watch it or you'll step on my Penis.
* Stop kicking my Penis.
* My Penis is truly man's best friend.
* Beware of my Penis. He's carrying a disease.
* People say my Penis looks cute lying down, but even better when standing at attention.
* My Penis: the crotch-sniffer.
* There's nothing like a well-trained bitch for my Penis.
* I've trained my Penis to jump through hoops.
* My Penis always searches for an open hand under the dinner table.
* Excuse me, I need a muzzle for my Penis.
* Sorry I'm late, but my Penis kept me up howling all night.
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05-04-2003, 07:44 PM
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Elite Gamer
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Location: Arkansas,
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Congratulations! here's a st00pid pic!
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It's not funny my ASS is on fire.
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Originally posted by Jushiko
Psycho_mantis gets a B-
Mantis participates in class, but does not pay attention.
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Well, good enough for a 3.0
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05-04-2003, 08:08 PM
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teh jew pimp.
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Join Date: Jun 2002
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TigerJay 9 (8:41:31 PM): lick my sweaty ball sack.
SmarterChild (8:41:31 PM): Lick your sweaty ball sack? That's a little crazy, but OK!
i love you man. now, i win.
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Spatula and Jushiko, please take this thread seriously.
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05-04-2003, 08:16 PM
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Another Brick In The Wall
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must...win!
(men and women covered in cheetos)
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05-04-2003, 08:17 PM
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Another Brick In The Wall
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another try...
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05-04-2003, 08:17 PM
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Sibelius Violin Concerto
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Happy 6k, amicus!
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Happy NYC Chick Day!
Benson leaving was necessary, people that bitch about the rules and think that anyone cares are ignorant, irritating, and stupid. Do quote me on that.
--Bryan aka Ehvlt
I guess that's not so true anymore, eh, Bryan?
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05-04-2003, 08:17 PM
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Lifeless Gamer
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grats Diablo.
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05-04-2003, 08:18 PM
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teh jew pimp.
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Pennslyvania.
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mines still better.
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Spatula and Jushiko, please take this thread seriously.
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05-04-2003, 08:18 PM
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teh jew pimp.
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Pennslyvania.
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SmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you Poop now.
Do you go to school?
SmarterChild: Nice mouth, Poop.
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Spatula and Jushiko, please take this thread seriously.
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