Alright, here I am at the big 1k, mille in Latin, and have decided, with this being a landmark post and all, that I should do a celebration thread. :cool: And on that note, I would just like a make a shout out to the entire forum for a moment, and all the people who have helped produce and aide in its maintenance. We've had some rough times, but things have remained cool, if not preferable, and hopefully they'll stay that way. Nice job Benson and Matrix as the key administrators, and of course the very sexual, very toit, Mrbigggshot.
Let's see, my registration date was sometime in August, I do believe, of 2002. I was initially going to do some writing for the m ain site, but there was some confusion, lack of communication, whatever you'd like to call it, then I got busy, and apparently he got busy, and plans really fell through when school was starting.
I ended up returning to Bluegoop, which it was at the time, during December, when there was that annoying Christmas layout, albeit festive, because of a post of Mrbigggshot's that I had seen at IGN, when the link to Bluegoop was in his sig at the time. I hung out for a few days, you could say, before a Mod, who will remain unnamed
, and I had a little contraversy, a little drama as they say. The conflict isn't really important, but what it resulted in left myself and the mod permabanned, and in his case, de-modded, for the time. Luckily for me, Benson and his clergy repealed my status of permabannage and now I'm here, back again. The mod, who I imagine everyone knows, got a new username and has been re-modded ironically.
I'd like to think that things between us are cleared up now, and that there are no hard feelings. I'd even like to say I value his presence around here as a moderately cool guy.
Moving on, I'd just like to say that hopefully I can make my presence felt around here in a positive way for some time to come, whether it be through writing for Matrix, which would really be based around how things will be delayed and reconfigured on call of the recent database trouble, or by making graphics--If I ever get good at that--or just being around. I've enjoyed all of you guys so far, and that's a habit that I'd like to have, if not all around, then just on these forums; either way it is appreciated. Thanks a lot.
Now I'd like to mention a few people that I have felt have played a role in my being here and enjoying the forums. I'd like to call this group:
Darth_Faction's GamerzGoop Posse.
Mrbigggshot - 'Nuff said. Best user evar.
Benson - Un-permabanned me. Started Bluegoop. Swedish. All of these things added together == Don't tell Melissa.
Matrix - He has a cool name, cool sig, nice ab's. A stand-up guy in my opinion, and I couldn't think of a better administrator to have joined forces with in terms of the Bluegoop/Gamerzlive merge. Jolly good work, fellow.
Alias - The Spidermod. A sex machine. A funny guy. All of the above, really, excellent mod. It makes me wonder how he has time for crime fighting and moderating all in the period of a single terrestrial rotation, but he some how does it.
GTA3_Mafia - Funny guy. I don't always understand what he's talking about, or why he's talking about it, or which language he's talking about it in, but it's still funny, one way or another. Keep it up, mate, maybe you'll get modded again, eventually. :thumbsup:
Spatula - He's given me goop for various reasons, one of which includes my being his bitch, and composing an original sonnet entitled Sonnet 18. Pretty famous by this point, if you didn't know. ;)
Spitz - Also likes Vegeta, a simply cool guy. I don't know if there's anything else to be said, he's just awesome. Keep being awesome, mate, it's a major turn on!!!
Shendan - Intellectual compatriot some would say. I've talked to him a little bit, you may not notice it at first, but he's a pretty smart guy, most would say.
Jjaden - Has done some hard and equally good work around here. I don't think we hate each other anymore, which is what I'm assuming in writing this, and I hope he sticks around. Nice job, mate.
TRBC - One of my favorite users from IGN. One of the funniest people I've seen on the internet, and he's stood up for me on a few occassions. A truly admirable guy. And yes, he's also very toit.
Diablo - Sorry for the late mention, you lean, mean, sig-making, Photoshopping machine. W0wzers, hopefully I'll be as good as you at sig-making soon. He's a Supermod now, but don't forget the base degrees from whence you came, as Shakespeare would say. Keep up the good work. Happy NYC Chick Day.
Honorable Mentions:
DarkBlood
MarioToThePast
-Silvio-
NiTrOx
Gungrave - Actually, he belongs in the posse, but I'm too lazy to go up and edit. NYC Chick all the way, brother.
Sam
Peter
Vcv77
Master_Jay
Now that I'm through with that, I will try to attempt in writing a semi-illustrated story about GamerzGoop. Enjoy.
It was winter. It is winter. It's also summer, and fall, perhaps spring as well. It's all the same, as long as it's NYC Chick day. And so it was, the same, the same nameless bliss that came along with the inspiring passion and beauty behind NYC Chick and her glory. This was the GamerzGoop world. Flawless and beautiful, much like NYC Chick. It illuminated all of its chlidren and was resplendent in its mammoth structure, and its equally mammoth ability to please everyone.
Things were going well, signature pictures being pumped out of the workshop like big SC working his midget folk to steaming, pointy-eared puddles that vomited toys and building blocks like a white man having a bowel movement after eating some Mexican food.
Icons were being denied profusely and vigorously like American Idol contestants and Simon. Many will enter, many will get there ass used to wipe the ground.
This administrative Euphoria led to the breezy and comfortable summer-like days of Gamerzgoop. An eternal vacation, and place of rest and relaxation for its surplus of 600 members. . Soon to be in surplus of 601 members. Yes, amidst the paradice so lucidly envisioned by GamerzGoop, there lurked the single shadow, though very large, that would block out their shining son. He went by only one name. . L337 H4x0R,
and he was coming for them. Each and everyone of them, unsuspecting of his nature and his intent, he would slide amongst the administrative ranks like the scrolling text you would find on a poorly lit version of the cinemativ action hit Matrix, not the GamerzGoop administrator, but rather a product of perilously bad acting and millions of dollars worth of computar graphics refinement. .
L7, what we shall call the said L337 H4x0R from now on, was on a covert operation of mass destruction, though what he didn't expect was to encounter the likes of the GamerzGoop community, pitchforks, flaming hay and "UR HOMO" stickers wielded at the ready, L7 was encountered by a convoy of focused destruction, as if the magnifying glass of the GamerzGoop society had been angled such so that its suns light were pointed very suddenly and very intentionally at a single bit of the internet world.
Benson, a key administrative figure of GamerzGoop stepped out from the crowd.
"YOUR GOING DOWN, L337 H4X0R, ME ON MELISSA STYLE." Benson proceeded to lead his forces into the fray, L7 and his arsonal of internet shells and H4x0ring utilities against GamerzGoop and its healthy supply of catchy popular culture phrases, a series of very large genitalia and three pairs of breasts.
GTA3_Mafia unleashed his anger like a swearing mother trucker bee-pop crack-cocaine smoking imprisoned member of Congress. God was he high, but Jesus was it funny.
Mrbigggshot and Alias came riding high next, Alias in his Spidermod outfit, and Mrbigggshot in his horny Batman attire, Alias road, sattled to Mrbigggshot's rear in such a way that their posture was reminiscent of two men committing anal sex. . They also set out their moderating powers of destruction face to face with L7.
"WE WILL R0X0RZ Y0UR B0X0RZ." And so it was. L7 was r0x0red like Ozzy Osbourne, who incidentally had sold his soul for rock'n'roll.
"YOUR ICON IS DENIED, BITCH," Said Mrbigggshot, lifting his leather clad, Batman rekindled forearm that he used to blast L7 across his sleuthy face.
When the dust had settled, and the sky was once again clear of the shadow that was the L337 Internet H4X0R was no more. And only one thing was left to be said.
"0wn3d." The one and only GTA3_Mafia.
Alright, I hope you guys enjoyed all of that. Took me a while to make. If I left anyone important out of the list, just let me know, since there's probably somebody I forgot.
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