Feds Delay Airliner Flight After Psychic's Vision

Nothing Suspicious Found On Board



POSTED: 1:44 p.m. EST March 27, 2004
UPDATED: 1:48 p.m. EST March 27, 2004


FORT MYERS, Fla. -- A flight from Fort Myers, Fla., to Dallas was canceled after officials were told by a psychic that a bomb might be on board.

Nothing was found.

A Transportation Security Administration official said the warning was unusual, but "in these times, we can't ignore anything."

American Airlines Flight 1304 was searched Friday crews using bomb-sniffing dogs. By the time they were finished, the airline crew had exceeded its work hours and the flight was canceled.

Officials would not say where the tip came from, or to whom it was made.

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They must be getting desperate...
Where´s my crystal ball???

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In other news, psychics have predicted that all those intending to vote for Bush will be afflicted by a terrible plaugue. For God sakes, people, stay home and protect yourself on election day.

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Forget it Startup, all those who intended to vote for Bush are already suffering from a terrible plague

Yea, and the plague has spread to all of us.

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When did collective punishment become accepted???

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I was referring to the fact that the effects of the Bush Presidency has affected all of us.

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And you wouldn't call that collective punishment???

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Not like this psychic thing would be anything new, though. Replace your crystal ball with clear-cut political theories and meager intelligence information, call it an assessment of threats and a vision for the future - and you'll have the current policy in Washington. Of course, not everyone in Washington resort to eerie subvocal droning, or wave their arms around or take to using cheesy smoke- effects, or conjure up demons or speak with spirits to make their customers happy. But the comparison holds pretty well nonetheless.

Ahhh, found it!! Wait a minute while i clean the dust from the ball.
(pause)
Almost done, wait a few seconds more...
(pause)

EUREKA!!!
Ok, time to panic. My crystal ball predicts Bushit getting reelected!!
Where´s my "nuculer" bunker???
Holy shit, i still have to build one!!!

Hail Mary, full of grace...
(prays for salvation)
:ass:

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"Quincitilius Varus, give me back my legions!"
Emperor Augustus of Rome.