1: Big Misunderstanding
A young man is walking through his apartment lobby when he bumps into a gorgeous woman wearing a very loosely tied robe.
She begins flirting with him, and after a minute she places her hand on his chest and says, "Let's go to my place, I hear someone coming."
He follows her into her apartment and once inside she immediately slips off her robe. "Tell me," she purrs, "what do you think is my best feature?"
"Um, I guess that would be your ears," he replies nervously.
"My ears?" she says. "How can you possibly think that the best part of
this body is my ears?"
"Well," he stammers, "back in the hall when you said you heard someone cumming? That was me."
I might type up more in a bit. But that's pretty funny I think
