I'd like to get married right now. Problem is, I need a groom and a preist and some pretty people to watch...

Hmmm, I was listening to a song by Son Of Adam called "Ashley" (which also happens to be my real name)
And it goes
She says with confidense,
"Hey, will you marry me?"
We both laughed for a while,
and then Ashley said
"Wait for me, In three years I swear, I'll be yours."
So now I feel it's a sign. I must get married right here on the internet. Let's go!