well maybe its a timing thing, like everytime you were gonna masturbate, a kitten is scheduled to die. What if god has a timer that works on people jackin off? now if you dont, the kitten population will skyrocket, and then they will needs homes and eventually die! SO MASTURBATE LIKE THE WIND!

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mr bigggshot: wait, are you humoring me?
I couldbe asleep: no
mr bigggshot: shit, and i totally fell for it
mr bigggshot: i need to stop being retarded
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