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Darth_Faction · #10 (**permalink**) 12-18-2002, 08:41 PM

Alright, here it goes, then.

Wow--Spatula. What's the first thing that you think of when the word "spatula" enters into your head. Sex. Exactly, I'm glad we agree. The dictionary, though, says that a spatula is a flat thin usually metal implement used especially for spreading or mixing soft substances, scooping, or lifting. Well, two things are for sure. He would be mixing hard substances, and he can scoop me in any sexual or non-sexual way that he finds suitable for the time(including molestation, harassment, weird scoopy-type phone calls and the whole shindig). But that's not the ponit. The point is, that when you look at that unadorned, red username, you know that your every move on the Gamerzgoop boards is being watched by a voyeur who is pure of heart, and pure of mind, and pure of phallic organs. Who could you think to be better in watching you through your most intimate moments on the internet. I can't think of anyone. In honor of Spatula, I've written this small sonnet, original, by me, and I call it something like Sonnet 18.

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate;
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date

ALIAS BELOWvvvvv
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But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Alias is the sun.
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon,
Who is already sick and pale with grief,
That thou her maid art far more fair than she:
Every word is true, I say. What kinder and brighter soul than Alias to kiss away the tears of the moon from my blemished face. Alias is the master of all things sacred, and so, is sacred himself. And, if I do say so, a good guy all around. Could get a job in PR and the like, and Darth_Faction would really appreciate some goop for his unhappy birthday. Alias 0wn5 me.