your momma's teeth are so yellow i cant believe its not butter

your momma's like 7/11 for $0.49 you can get a slurpee

your momma is like a gumball machine $0.25 a blow

your momma's so fat when we were have sex she gave me directions

your momma's like a stop sign shes on every corner

your momma's so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl

your momma's so clumsy she tripped over a cordless phone