because Slipknot is so cool, I'm sure we can learn a couple lessons from their creative and inspiring song writing. ANY TEENAGE PROBLEM, SLIPKNOT PROVIDES A SOLUTION!

Parents say you don't do the chores?
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves...

Sharing yourself with people
blood's on my face and my hands don't know why,I'm not afraid to cry but that's none of your business

How to handle social situations
people=shit
people=shit (what you gonna do)
people=shit (cuz I'm not afraid of you)
people=shit (I'm everything you'll never be)

Afraid of your nightmares?
Can't be real no more - Your mask is skin and bone

Feeling lonely?
I wanna slit your throat and f*ck the wound

Come down with the flu?
Noises, noises, people make noises people make noises when they're sick

Basic Math making you ANGRY?! ANGRY LIKE SLIPKNOT?!
Zero and zero is nothing but zero

Analogies throwing you off?
If you're 555 I'm 666.

Lost the ability to stay true to yourself?
Everybody wants to be so hard. Are you real or a second rate sports card?

Need some self-confidence?
Now I'm not pretty and I'm not cool, But I'm fat and I'm ugly and proud - so f*ck you

HERES A SHOWCASE OF SLIPKNOT'S GODLIKE LYRICS!!!!!!!!!
You step to this, you're gonna pass for a lump of dogshit in the grass


In case any of you thick-headed guys didn'y understand I'm making fun of them. Slipknot is the worst band ever.