Here go those crazy Americans and their weird inventions again. I couldn't help but have to post this one. . Lmao.
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Western Skater
US Patent 5,617,482* / Issued 1989
So, you're all grown up and you still don't know how to roller skate? The Western Skater will give you the support and confidence you need to take that giant first step. As the inventor puts it, "the vehicle permits a beginner skater to train in a relatively uninhibited manner..." We think you would have to be pretty uninhibited to get on this hobby horse in public.
Now you can become the cowboy on roller skates you always dreamed of as a kid! Two words sum up this goofy looking patent: GIDDY UP!
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Happy NYC Chick Day!
Benson leaving was necessary, people that bitch about the rules and think that anyone cares are ignorant, irritating, and stupid. Do quote me on that.
--Bryan aka Ehvlt
I guess that's not so true anymore, eh, Bryan?
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