One day this young guy walks in to a brothel carrying in one hand a dead frog. He says "Give me a girl with herpes!" and the madam asks the boy why he would want to ruin his life at such a young age. He doesn't answer her but just says that he'll tell her afterwards. The woman, not wanting to refuse his business then offered him a girl with herpes.

When they were done with their business, the woman asked the boy again why he wanted to get herpes so badly. The boy says:
When I go home tonight the babysitter will get herpes.
When dad drives the babysitter home tonight dad will get herpes.
Then when mom and dad go to bed tonight then mom will get herpes.
And tomorrow when dad goes to work, the milkman will get herpes.



And the milkman is the son of a bitch that ran over my frog!

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