mrbigggshot VS heffer111

Round 1:
mrbigggshot kicks heffer in the shin
heffer111 spanks mrbigggshot
mrbigggshot HP: 10 heffer111 HP: 10

Round 2:
heffer111 smacks mrbigggshot with a menorah
mrbigggshot falls down
mrbigggshot HP: 7 heffer111 HP: 10

Round 3:
heffer111 transforms into a mod and bans mrbigggshot
mrbigggshot is unable to attack!
mrbigggshot HP: 4 heffer111 HP: 10

Round 4:
heffer111 throws spam in mrbigggshot's eyes
mrbigggshot is in danger-zone!
mrbigggshot HP: 1 heffer111 HP: 10

Round 5:
mrbigggshot fuses with Kikkoman to form Mr. Kikkoshot! KIKKO-BLAST!!!!!
heffer111 is blown apart
Mr. Kikkoshot HP: 20 heffer111 HP: -8000

Winner: Mr. Kikkoshot
Show me! Show you! Kikkoshot! Kikkoshot!

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