I can only hope the readers of this letter are as outraged as I am at Your Mom. Wait! Before you dismiss me as birdbrained, hear me out. Think of the lives that could be saved if we would just debunk the nonsense spouted by her peons. A person who wants to get ahead should try to understand the long-range consequences of his/her slogans. Your Mom has never had that faculty. She always does what she wants to do at the moment and figures she'll be able to lie herself out of any problems that arise. Stand with me, be honest with me, and help me focus on the major economic, social, and political forces that provide the setting for the expression of a prissy agenda, and together we'll deal with Your Mom appropriately. We'll inculcate in the reader an inquisitive spirit and a skepticism about beliefs that Your Mom's votaries take for granted. I'm counting on you. Thanks for reading this.

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