Heh, pretty good. This popped into my head while reading it.

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pr0n surfed, weak and weary,
Over many a strange and spurious site of 'Hot XXX Galore'.
While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,
And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour.
"'Tis not possible!", I muttered, "Give me back my free hardcore!"
Quoth the server, 404.

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