Sounds like devil doesn't understand evolution.
Devil, despite how dumb you are, you never were, and never will be, a chimpanzee. Our ancestors a long time ago were, but that's not the case anymore. You are 100% human, it's just that humans are 98% identical, in DNA, to chimpanzees.
I personally find evolution a much more plausible explanation, not to mention the mounds of evidence for it, compared to a book that could very well be fiction and what some people may have said 2000 years ago.
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