Tennis shoes. Whatever was cheap and felt OK on my feet. I don't give a shit about brand names, comfort is where it's at for me.

I don't bother buying new shoes too often, though, because I step in puddles of urine pretty much every single night at work, turning my tennis shoes from white to light orange sooner or later.

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My hands are dirty but my penis is clean.