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Old 11-06-2004, 10:26 PM
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"Okay, let's measure your height and weight."
*pulls out that flat stick that helps you measure the height of the person accurately*
*pokes patient in the eye*
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY EYE!!!!!!!!!!1111"
"Here, let me help you. Alcohol helps wounds, right?"
*pours rubbing alcohol into eye*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! !!"
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