Virgins giving birth to the son of God, the existence of wmds... I think I see the connection quite clearly.

Book of Bush(book of Luke): chap1, verse 26- 37.
-The WMDs foretold
26. In the sixt month, God sent the angel Gabriel to Washington DC, the presidential residence, 27. to a President engaged in a conflict far away in the middle east, and what else is new. The President's name was George W. Bush. 28. The Angel went to him an said, "Greetings, you who are highly favoured! The Lord is with you." 29. Bush was greatly concerned about this and wondered how this Wanker had got past Security. 30. But the Angel said to him, "Do not be afraid, George, you have found favour with God. 31. You will be blessed with an idea that will solve all your problems, and you will call it "there might be WMDs". 32. It will be great and will be called the Highest idea ever. The Lord will give you the throne your father righteously should have had, 33 and you will rule Iraq forever; your kingdom will never end." 34. "How will this be," George asked the angel, "since I have no leadership qualities and have the mental facilities of a four year old?" 35. The angel answered, "The Holy Spirit will come upon you, and the Power of the Most High will overshadow you. So the ideas you will have will be the manifestation of God's Will." George made a bewildered face. 37. The angel rolled his eyes, then said "Even you can see that your closest advisors seem to be getting ideas lately, and it has been said of them that they were incapable of independent or critical thought. 37. Lo! For nothing is impossible with God." 38. "I am the Lord's servant, " George aswered. "May it be to me as you have said.". Then the angel left by the balcony door.