Quick tips from you. If any of your guests come into your home and start sitting on your computer, knock them down in a mannerly fashion and stick a knife in their eye. You cannot take any risks..they might be spies. Also, when walking on the street, look behind your back alot to look out for men wearing FBI suits or whatnot. And last but not least...Always flush your toilet...because even poopoo can be dangerous at sometimes.

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