This is the "Men Are Like..." document:

Men are Like :::::::::: (Remember this deosn't apply to ALL men)
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>>... Bank Accounts.
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>>Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
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>>.. Blenders.
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>>You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
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>>.. Chocolate Bars.
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>>Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
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>>.. Coffee.
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>>The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
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>>.. Commercials.
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>>You can't believe a word they say.
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>>.. Computers.
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>>Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
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>>.. Coolers.
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>>Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
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>>.. Copiers.
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>>You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
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>>.. Curling Irons.
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>>They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
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>>.. Government Bonds.
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>>They take so long to mature.
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>>.. Horoscopes.
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>>They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
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>>.. Lava Lamps.
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>>Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
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>>.. Mascara.
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>>They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
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>>.. Parking Spots.
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>>The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are
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>>either handicapped or extremely small.
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>>.. Popcorn.
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>>They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

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