If there were no wmd in Iraq then how do you explain the following:

1. the ice-cream truck they found
2. the blurry pictures of the ice-cream truck that were presented to the UN
3. the abscence of actual ice-cream from the truck
4. the discovery of Saddam in his ultra-modern wmd command center
5. the red button (obviously for wmd launching) in an Iraqi civilian's shirt
6. the receipts for the wmd in the US' possession
7. the non-discovery of the wmd by the UN (obviously very well hidden)
8. the capability of Iraq to destroy the universe in 30 seconds
9. the threat Iraq presented to the US
10. the similarity in appearance of the Iraqi people to Osama and his buddies
11. the suspicious mustache everyone in Iraq has (obviously for hiding things)
12. the jibberish they talk in Iraq (obviously used for hiding more things)
13. the words of George W. Bush and his buddies (since they don't lie)
14. all the other hard evidence

Well how do you explain these? Can't be just coincidence....

:what: Watch out! The wmd are escaping!!!

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