1. Do you own over 200 of those cards
Yes

2. Have you ever passed on a social event to play Magic
No

3. Have you ever given yourself sexually to gain ownership of a rare card
No

4. Why do penguins have wings if they cannot fly
To smack other penguins.

5. Were you thinking about Magic in question 4
No

6. Have you ever been in an argument debating the "coolness" of Magic
Multiple times, all with Alias

7. Do you sit at your lunch table playing Magic during lunch with a bunch of greaseballs that wear sweatpants and don't bother to shower because girls don't pay attention to them to begin with
No. And even if Alias got his panties in a bunch and was like "you used to", none of the people I played with wore sweatpants, or were greaseballs, or didn't take showers, and half of them had girlfriends. Or rather, have.

8. Were you offended by question 7?
No

9. Are you addicted to Magic
No

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