i'll do your quiz biggie, as i am an avid magic player myself. nothing to be ashamed about.
1. Do you own over 200 of those cards-easily
2. Have you ever passed on a social event to play Magic-not to this date
3. Have you ever given yourself sexually to gain ownership of a rare card-no
4. Why do penguins have wings if they cannot fly-tough question
5. Were you thinking about Magic in question 4-yes
6. Have you ever been in an argument debating the "coolness" of Magic-yes
7. Do you sit at your lunch table playing Magic during lunch with a bunch of greaseballs that wear sweatpants and don't bother to shower because girls don't pay attention to them to begin with-nope, magic's mainly an out of school activity
8. Were you offended by question 7?- not at all, because generalizations suck
9. Are you addicted to Magic-i wouldn't say as addicted as some of(actually most of) the kids at tournaments, but yes it is a major hobby of mine.
And that's the way the cookie crumbles
