That one was sooo long :confused:
A blonde women walks into a gasstation store and asks the man behind the counter if he can help her. She locked herself out of her car. The guy gives her a hanger and says try using this and tells her he will be out in a minute. The guy walks out and sees one blonde outside the car putting the hanger down the window and another blond in the car helping her.

This blonde walks into a bar

A blonde is n a consumer service line. She asks a brunette why the brunette is here. brunette replies, "My plate has a crack in it: you?" The blonde says,"I need a new ass, mine has a crack in it"

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the broccoli must die