Lol, that is hilarious. It also made me forget the joke I was going to tell. Well here is a different one.

A guy walks up to a airline counter and the guy behind the counter asked what he need. The guy says, "I need two pickets to Tittsburgh. "The guy behind the counter sasy, "What did you say?" He repeats, "I would like two pickets to Tittsburgh." The guy behind the glass says, "Do you mean two tickets to Pittsburgh?" The guy says with an embarressed look on his face, "Oh, yeah, sometimes I get my words mixed up." The guy behind the counter says, "That ok it happens to me all the time. In fact, just this morning I was eating breakfast with my wife and I meant to say 'can you pass the butter', but instead I said 'you miserable bitch, you ruined my life.' "